Woody, you got the time?
May 6, 2018
I cant think of title for
She has to be joking
Guy loses cell phone while ice
Took me a
"It's like I fisted Elsa"-my husband after sticking his hand in a bucket filled with water absorbing crystals.
Quit my retail job one week before
Catch me if you
Pirate complaining about the quality of his Lego movie
How to get out of a speeding
The "C" fell
Feeling nervous about asking her out on New Years? Just remember, it will never get this
. . . T I M E . .
In light of
5th grader finds Dead Kennedys CD at school library. Writes diary entry about it (story in
Sums up my
Splish splash this dog's taking a
This dog knows what he's about,
If he fits, he
This Asian Grocer means